Monday, May 24, 2010

Why Did Stephie Borrow the Carpet Shampooer?

I had to share this text conversation with everyone. I have not laughed this hard all week. It's priceless. I thank the Lord for giving my sister and myself our quick wit and warped sense or humor.

Text #1 from Satan to Me:
Will you ask mom for a roll of toilet paper to bring over?

Text #2 from Me to Satan:
She said drag your butt across the carpet like the dogs do.

Text #3 from Satan to Me:
Well then ask her if I can borrow the carpet shampooer

Mama and I laughed for five minutes straight. I had to share that little gem with all of you. Hope it made you day like the way it made mine.

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